Yo Mamma is so ugly... (1)

Yo Mamma is so ugly... (1)

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even a blind man wouldn't have s*x with her.

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her dentist treats her by mail-order.

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her pillow cries at night.

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even the elephant man paid to see her.

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her shadow quit.

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her face is closed on weekends!

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant.

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even the tide won't come back in.

Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.

Yo Mamma is so ugly... (1)