Yo Momma is so fat... (1)
Yo Momma is so fat,
it takes an hour to download a picture of her from the Internet!
Yo Momma is so fat,
The National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts!
Yo Momma is so fat,
when she weighs herself the scale says "To be continued..."
Yo Momma is so fat,
when she sits on a dollar, blood rushes out George Washington's nose!
Yo Momma is so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!
Yo Momma is so fat,
her belly-button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters!
Yo Momma is so fat,
when she walks in front of the TV you miss out on 3 commercials!
Yo Momma is so fat,
people jog around her for exercise!
Yo Momma is so fat,
she makes big bird look like a rubber duckie!
Yo Momma is so fat,
she plays pool with the planets!
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