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Yo Mamma is so stupid... (1)

Yo Mamma is so stupid,
at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.

Yo Mamma is so stupid,
when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quarter back, she gave me Dan Marino.

Yo Mamma is so stupid,
I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

Yo Mamma is so stupid,
I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.

Yo Mamma is so stupid,
I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the b*tch since.

Yo Mamma is so stupid,
her shirt says TGIF- t*ts go in first.

Yo Mamma is so stupid,
her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.

Yo Mamma is so stupid,
I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.

Yo Mamma is so stupid,
her idea of safe s*x is locking the car doors.

Yo Mamma is so stupid,
that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."


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