Yo Mamma is so old... (1)

Yo Mamma is so old... (1)

Yo Mamma is so old,
her memory is in black and white.

Yo Mamma is so old,
she drove a chariot to high school.

Yo Mamma is so old,
she has a Jesus Starter jacket.

Yo Mamma is so old,
she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Yo Mamma is so old,
she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo Mamma is so old,
she used to baby-sit Yoda.

Yo Mamma is so old,
she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.

Yo Mamma is so old,
she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo Mamma is so old,
she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.

Yo Mamma is so old,
Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo Mamma is so old... (1)