Yo Mamma is so smelly... (1)

Yo Mamma is so smelly... (1)

Yo Mamma is so smelly,
the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.

Yo Mamma is so smelly,
she made her Right Guard call for backup.

Yo Mamma is so smelly,
a blind man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?"

Yo Mamma is so smelly,
next to her a skunk smells sweet.

Yo Mamma is so smelly,
that her shit is glad to escape.

Yo Mamma is so smelly,
she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.

Yo Mamma is so smelly,
when she spreads her legs I get sea sick.

Yo Mamma is so smelly,
she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike.

Yo Mamma is so smelly,
when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.

Yo Mamma is so smelly,
even dogs won't sniff her crotch.

Yo Mamma is so smelly... (1)