Yo Mamma is so hairy... (1)

Yo Mamma is so hairy... (1)

Yo Mama's so hairy,
she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.

Yo Mama's so hairy,
her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.

Yo Mama's so hairy,
she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

Yo Mama's so hairy,
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo Mama's so hairy,
when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.

Yo Mama's so hairy,
she has afros on her nipples.

Yo Mama's so hairy,
when she went to Remington and said "Shave this!" the salesman died laughing.

Yo Mama's so hairy,
if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet.

Yo Mama's so hairy,
when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.

Yo Mama's so hairy,
Bigfoot took a picture of her.

Yo Mamma is so hairy... (1)