Yo Mamma is so short... (1)

Yo Mamma is so short... (1)

Yo Mama's so short,
she poses for trophies.

Yo Mama's so short,
when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.

Yo Mama's so short,
she can limbo under the door.

Yo Mama's so short,
she does pull-ups on a staple.

Yo Mama's so short,
she can do push-ups under the door.

Yo Mama's so short,
she don't roll dice, she pushes them.

Yo Mama's so short,
when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.

Yo Mama's so short,
she can play handball on the curb.

Yo Mama's so short,
she has to cuff her underwear.

Yo Mama's so short,
I'm nuts over her.

Yo Mamma is so short... (1)