Yo Mamma is so nasty... (1)

Yo Mamma is so nasty... (1)

Yo Mamma is so nasty,
a skunk smelled her as* and passed out.

Yo Mamma is so nasty,
her t*ts give sour milk.

Yo Mamma is so nasty,
I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.

Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."

Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she has a sign by her p*ssy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."

Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she bit the dog and gave it rabies.

Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she breeds crabs.

Yo Mamma is so nasty,
I called her up for phone s*x and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo Mamma is so nasty,
her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

Yo Mamma is so nasty... (1)