Yo Mamma is so poor... (1)

Yo Mamma is so poor... (1)

Yo Mamma is so poor,
she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo Mamma is so poor,
when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo Mamma is so poor,
her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo Mamma is so poor,
she drives a peanut.

Yo Mamma is so poor,
when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo Mamma is so poor,
she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo Mamma is so poor,
she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo Mamma is so poor,
she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo Mamma is so poor,
your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo Mamma is so poor,
when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo Mamma is so poor... (1)