Never Been Kissed
A man is walking down the beach and sees a girl with no arms and legs lying there crying..
The man stops and asks her what's wrong and she says "I have never been hugged before..."The man is being nice, picks her up and hugs her.
On the very next day he sees her again and he says "Okay what's wrong now..? She says "I have never been kissed" So he says "Okay fine, here's your kiss"
On the day afterward, he walks by again and sees her crying again. He says "Goddammit what the hell is wrong now..? She says she has never been f*cked, so he says "Okay fine" grabs her and throws her into the ocean and yells: Now your F*CKED !!
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