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Escaped Convict

One night, an escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping peacefully.
Then, as soon as the husband had a chance, he turned to his hot young wife, bound-up on the bed in a sexy nightgown, and whispered with a scared voice, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years, so just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have s*x with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it!"

"Dear, " the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a nice, tight butt!"


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