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Keeping Her Occupied

A New York businessman was getting ready to go on a very long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied while he's on the trip. He went to a s*x shop and explained his situation.

The seller said, "Well, I don't think that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except for...

The Voodoo Pen*s!" The husband said "The what"? The seller repeated "The Voodoo Pen*s" and pulled out what looks like to be an ordinary dildo.

The husband laughed, and said, "It looks like a d*ldo!" The seller then pointed to the door and said, "Voodoo Pen*s, door!" The pen*s rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding on the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations, so much that a crack began to form down the middle. Then the man said "Voodoo Pen*s, return to box!" and the pen*s stopped and returned to the box. The husband bought it, gave it to his wife and went to his business trip

The wife loved it, it was absolutely incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she had become very exhausted and decided that she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck. Her husband forgot to tell her how to turn the thing off. So, she put her clothes on, got in her car and drives for the hospital.

On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer on the road saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.

Gasping and twitching, the woman said "I haven't had anything to drink officer. You see, I've got this Voodoo Pen*s thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop screwing me..."
The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, "Yeah right...Voodoo Pen*s, my ass...!" The rest they say, is history...


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