Sexist Jokes: Women
Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
A: The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.
Q: Why do women get married in white?
A: So they match the kitchen appliances!
Q: Why is Clinton gonna lose the election?
A: Cause she is a woman
Q: Whats the difference between your wife and your dog?
A: Walking the dog is relaxing.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: Why don't women wear watches?
A: There's a clock on the stove.
Q: Why do women have short feet?
A: So they can stand closer to the stove.
Q: Why don't women need drivers licenses?
A: There is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
Q: Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
A: Because she was a woman.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None, it should be opened when she brings it to you.
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