Sexist Jokes: Men

Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.

Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.

Q: What did God say when he created Adam?
A: I can do better than this.

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow.

Q: Why do men like love at first sight?
A: It saves them a lot of time.

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

Q: What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A: A tourist.

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