Who To Lay Off

One day Mr. White, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Tom, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Tiffany will have to be laid off." Tom looked at Mr. White and said, "Tiffany is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and four kids. I don't know whom to fire."

The next morning Tom waited for his employees to arrive. Tiffany was the first to come in, so Tom said, "Tiffany, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Tiffany replied, "I think you'd better jack off cause I've got a headache."

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