Short Funny Jokes

Short Funny Jokes

Q. What's the speed limit of s*x?
A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q. Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A. She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"

Q. Why is air a lot like s*x?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.

Q. What's the difference between light and hard?
A. You can sleep with a light on.

Q. Why is s*x like a bridge game?
A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A. Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What is the difference between erotic and k*nky?
A. Erotic is using a feather . . . kinky is using the whole chicken.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One. . . Men will screw anything.

Q. If there were 4 potatoes in a room, which one would be the prostitute?
A. The one that's labeled "IDAHO"

Q. What is the difference between a peeping tom and a robber?
A. A robber snatches watches.

Short Funny Jokes