Innocent Kid

Innocent Kid

One day, two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the husband called his wife a "b*tch" and the wife called her husband a "b*stard".

Their son walked in on them and asks "What does b*tch and b*stard mean?" and his parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have s*x, the wife said "feel my t*tties" and the husband said "feel my d*ck".

Again, their son walked in and asks "What does t*tties and d*ck mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats my son".

On the day of Thanksgiving, the dad was shaving and he cut himself and yelled "Shit!", the kid came in and asked "What does that mean?" and his dad said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

Downstairs, the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself and yelled "F*ck!". Again, the kid asked "What does that mean" his mom said that it's what she calls stuffing the turkey.

Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Hello b*tches and b*stards! Please put your d*cks and t*tties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen f*cking the turkey!"

Innocent Kid